Total Medals Earned: 563 (From 97 different games.) Total Medal Score: 14,850 Points
Medals Earned: 1/6 (10/170 points)
90% Kill and 90% Gold Level 1 Easy
90% Kill and 90% Gold Level 2 Easy
100% Kill and 100% Gold Level 1 Hard
90% Kill and 90% Gold Level 3 Easy
100% Kill and 100% Gold Level 2 Hard
100% Kill and 100% Gold Level 3 Hard
Medals Earned: 26/49 (190/500 points)
Destroy 250 blocks
Destroy a curve block
Hit the wall 500 times
Destroy 50 blocks
Destroy 400 blocks
Hit a bumper ball 50 times
Hit the wall 2000 times
Hit a bumper ball with a curved shot
Destroy a gold block with a curved shot
Combo x 10
Combo x 50
Score 150000 points
Destroy 100 blocks
Combo x 20
Hit a bumper ball 10 times
Hit the paddle twice without hitting anything else
Hit the wall 100 times
Hit the wall 1000 times
Complete half of the game levels
destroy 20 metal blocks
Destroy a directional block from top with a curved shot
Destroy 10 gold blocks
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Destroy 5 directional blocks from below
Combo x 200
Destroy an invisible block with a curved shot
Combo x 100
Score 250000 points
Hit the paddle 5 times without hitting anything else
Destroy 650 blocks
Destroy a heart block with a curved shot
Destroy a metal block with a curved shot
Hit the wall 3500 times
Combo x 300
Hit the paddle 8 times without hitting anything else
Destroy 10 directional blocks from the right
Destroy a vibrating block with a curved shot
Complete all the stages
Score 350000 points
Complete the game without loosing a life
Medals Earned: 6/12 (80/405 points)
Diffuse 15 bombs before 1 goes off
Kill 15 henchlings
Rescue 50 Urbanville citizens
Keep Urbanville safe for 5 minutes
Diffuse 35 bombs before 1 goes off
Kill 25 henchlings
Rescue 75 Urbanville citizens
Diffuse 50 bombs before 1 goes off
Keep Urbanville safe for 10 minutes
Kill 50 henchlings
Rescue 100 Urbanville citizens
Keep Urbanville safe for 15 minutes
Medals Earned: 8/12 (90/300 points)
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
Medals Earned: 16/16 (500/500 points)
Use 500 bullets.
Kill 50 bunnies.
Spend £10,000.
Use a grenade.
Go into RAGE.
Use a remote explosive.
Get someone naked!
Kill the bunny man.
Kill the Easter bunny.
Fully Upgrade the assistant.
Kill the super bunny.
Get a high score of 10,000,000.
Get all trophies!
Purchase all weapons.
Get a high score of 14,000,000.
Fully upgrade EVERYTHING!
Medals Earned: 5/6 (130/155 points)
Level Up once.
Reach the maxed out level.
Win without losing a life.
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Defeat The Beard
Win without hitting a gravestone.
Medals Earned: 3/10 (45/315 points)
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Die before beating Luis.
Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Find the 1st alternate ending.
Escape the cave.
Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Complete all other achievements!
Medals Earned: 9/9 (405/405 points)
Finish the Tutorial
Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Fall a long time for your ancestors
Slide a HELLA long time!
Save yourself from falling ten times
Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet all the previous contestants
Earn all Platinums on Medium
Earn all Platinums on Hard
Medals Earned: 2/3 (100/105 points)
Beat the game
Win the game a certain amount of score.
Start already!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)
complete Research Stage 1
complete Research Stage 2
complete Research Stage 3