Total Medals Earned: 563 (From 97 different games.) Total Medal Score: 14,850 Points
Medals Earned: 2/3 (50/100 points)
Complete first 5 levels.
Complete first 9 levels.
Complete Lighbot.
Medals Earned: 4/6 (150/225 points)
Beat the game!
Rescue Darnell.
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Rescue NeNe.
Medals Earned: 3/4 (205/255 points)
Life after death
Finish the game without dying.
Defeat the final boss.
Replay the game.
Medals Earned: 2/16 (15/500 points)
View the high scores.
Do not skip any of Max's speeches.
View the entire end-game movie.
Find 6 bottles.
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 15.
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 12.
Enter the super secret level code.
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 3.
Find 12 Bottles.
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 9.
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 6.
Beat the game on any mode without hurting any bats.
Find 24 bottles.
Beat the game without dying on normal mode.
Beat the game without dying on easy mode.
Beat the game without dying on brutal mode.
Medals Earned: 5/5 (200/200 points)
Accomplish your mission to find a new identity.
Find medicinal blue flowers for the good doctor
Kill a spider, save a kitty.
Eliminate the Pig Hunter
Help the town tailor find a green, furry shawl.
Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/330 points)
Wear the Vic Rattlehead mask
Reach the graveyard
Just leave
You dream your life away
You are such a sweet sweet thing
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
Slay 20 demon bastards
Just smash EVERY single pumpkin
Escape the Tornado of Souls
Get an autograph from Ozzy
Medals Earned: 7/14 (65/360 points)
Complete an easy level without dying
Stomp a cat
Attempt to double jump
Stomp a cat while fat
Death by spikes when fat
Complete a hard level without dying
Complete a hard level without taking damage
Mid-air axe death
Get to the flag when fat
Find and use the golden bounce pad
Find a secret area
Defeat the cat god
Vomit on the princess
Find all 3 secret areas
Medals Earned: 6/17 (135/480 points)
Get killed by a zombie.
Unlock all weapons.
Play through every stage.
Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smileborg
Kill ZOMG
Get killed by an alien.
Get killed by a robot.
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.
Medals Earned: 3/8 (150/500 points)
Parry an enemy 5 times in a row.
Collect over $20000 in loot.
Find all secret items.
Kill 50 Enemies.
Finish the game in 10 minutes.
Complete every achievement.
Finish the game without using your shield.
Medals Earned: 3/5 (55/90 points)
Find the secret temple.
Find the rocket ship.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Find the camp.
Get a career.